Bed Quotes

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, ‘Make babies or die’.
Ruby Wax

Bed is the poor man`s opera.
Italian Proverb

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.
Jose Marti

I go to bed with men, not boys.
Linda Fiorentino

On husband Antonio: “Angelina Jolie may get him in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.”
Melanie Griffith

Birth control that really works – every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner

On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.
Andrew Young

The only way I can lose is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin Edwards

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
Linda Ronstadt

If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
Anita Roddick

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.
Daphne Zuniga

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Jennifer Lopez

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.
Zig Ziglar

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
Bette Davis

I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

Never get out of bed before noon.
Charles Bukowski

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller

A revolution is not a bed of roses.
Fidel Castro

The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach.
Ibrahim Babangida

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.
Bernard Baruch

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene Dietrich

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Ambrose Bierce

I didn’t beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O. J. Simpson

My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.
Allen Ginsberg

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
Edith Wharton

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
Geoffrey Chaucer

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don’t get into it alone!
Calvin Klein

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.
James Agate

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
Walter Matthau

I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
Evelyn Waugh

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.
Arthur Wellesley

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
Simon Pegg

Physically I’m tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight.
Bob Geldof

There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn’t be any taboos in bed.
Frank Langella

I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make.
Leif Garrett

I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.
Bill Nighy

I go home by noon, and I’m in bed by 6 p.m. I get up at 1 and do it again.
Bob Edwards

Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.
Franz Schubert

I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I’ve got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.
Joanna Lumley

You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.
Samuel Rutherford

If you’re going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
Bruce Jenner

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Leo J. Burke

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
Samuel Pepys

When I’m in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.
Jerry Lawler

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
Irish Proverb

There are certain nights you and your image just aren’t in the same bed.
Matthew McConaughey

I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.
Martha Gellhorn

My bed is actually two king beds put together.
Cindy Margolis

My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.
Samuel Rutherford

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Unknown

A women needs to be a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.
View quotes by Jerry Hall

Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.
Simon Raven

The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.
View quotes by Halle Berry

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world.
Napoleon

Always buy a good pair of shoes and a good bed as if you aren’t in one you are in the other
View quotes by Gloria Hunniford

Sleeping is no mean art:  for its sake one must stay awake all day.
Friedrich Nietzsche