Doctors Quotes

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
Benjamin Franklin

No one becomes a good doctor before he fills a churchyard Swedish Proverb
Swedish Proverb

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
Hippocrates

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four, unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles

I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.
G. M. Trevelyan

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Latin Proverb

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health.
Henri Amiel

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Gerhard Kocher

We may lay down a maxim, that when a nation abounds in physicians it grows thin of people.
Joseph Addison

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.
Voltaire

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
Mignon McLaughlin

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men.
Cicero

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn`t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier’s office.
Francis O’Walsh

The young physician starts life with 20 drugs for each disease, and the old physician ends life with one drug for 20 diseases.
William Osler

My doctors told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother.
Wilma Rudolph

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
Thomas Fuller

The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
Robert S. Mendelsohn

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet. and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion.
Martin H. Fischer

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Voltaire

Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
H.G. Bohn

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor.
August Bier

Government is not the doctor. It is the disease.
H. S. Ferns

If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; but if he kills, the earth hides it
A proverb

Men worry over the great number of diseases, while doctors worry over the scarcity of effective remedies.
Pien Ch’iao

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
Alice James

Cure the disease and kill the patient.
Francis Bacon

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool.
Arabic Proverb

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.
George Herbert