Money Quotes

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasn’t got money.
David Geffen

Poverty cannot deprive us of many consolations. It cannot rob us of the affection we have for each other, or degrade us in our own opinion, of in that of any person, whose opinion we ought to value.
Ann Radcliffe

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Frank Hubbard

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.
Gloria Steinem

What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
Monty Burns

The rich don’t work for money.
Robert T. Kiyosaki

There are plenty of ways to get ahead. The first is so basic I’m almost embarrassed to say it: spend less than you earn.
Paul Clitheroe

Twenty years and $40 billion. They seem like good round numbers.
Michael Dell

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
Benjamin Franklin

If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Benjamin Franklin

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune:  go there with a large one.
Jack Yelton

Life shouldn’t be printed on dollar bills.
Clifford Odets

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
Benjamin Franklin

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
John Wesley

Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life.
Michael Leboeuf

Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
Charles Caleb Colton

The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.
Anonymous

I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Pablo Picasso

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.
Charles Dickens

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Bob Hope

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
Max Amsterdam

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost

Money is power, & you ought to be reasonably ambitious to have it.
Russell H. Conwell

Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale.
Zig Ziglar

A penny saved is a penny earned.
Benjamin Franklin

Inflation is taxation without legislation.
Milton Friedman

Money for me has only one sound: liberty.
Gabrielle Chanel

If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
Henry Ford

Money can’t buy friends. But you can afford a better class of enemy.
Lord Mancroft

Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not
Jerry Gellis

When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.
Kin Hubbard

People first, then money, then things.
Suze Orman

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?
Don Marquis

A billion here and a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking real money.
Everett Dirksen

You aren’t wealthy until you have something money can’t buy.
Garth Brooks

What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Frank Adams

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too.
Yiddish Proverb

Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Gloria Steinem

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.
Henny Youngman

I wish it grew on trees, but it takes hard work to make money.
Jim Cramer

The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
Katherine Whitehorn

The rich are the scum of the earth in every country.
G. K. Chesterton

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain