Pet Quotes

If your dog is fat, it means you aren’t getting enough exercise.
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Ellen Perry Berkeley

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg

A house is not a home without a pet.
Unknown

You become responsible forever for what you have tamed.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because you lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead

People use you and pretend they don’t, while dogs use you in complete honesty because they have no choice, and they have not an ounce of deceit in their soul nor self-consciousness about any of this.
Roger Caras

The best thing about animals is that they don’t talk much.
Thornton Wilder

It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn’t it?
Eleanor H. Porter

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
Montaigne

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Fran Lebowitz

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.
Robert Brault

Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
George Eliot

The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner.
Hebrew Proverb

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Jacquelyn Mitchard

Lots of people talk to animals…. Not very many listen, though…. That’s the problem.
Benjamin Hoff

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
Nora Ephron

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Joe Gores

Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
George Eliot

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
Joe Weinstein

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
Unknown

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
Capek

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
Unknown

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Franklin P Jones

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Will Rogers

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney

My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes.
Unknown

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson

It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.
Henry David Thoreau

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams